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tanqueray's InsaneJournal:
| Sunday, November 23rd, 2008 | |
| 2:30 am | Oh my god. There has got to be something wrong with my taste in men. |
| Saturday, September 20th, 2008 | |
| 11:26 pm | I finally got wedding pictures developed! Two of them!  I don't even know who that guy is. He wasn't invited, but he was just wandering around near the campsite in a suit and tie. Figured he was either in love with Tank, me, or going to kill himself. Thought a drink would help either way.  Just a cousin from the campsite. I think. I dunno. Look, I was drunk by then, and I don't even know who's taking pictures here. I also got so many picture from the bachelor party.  Bender, you're the love of my life. Our wedding the next day was beautiful, and something I would remember for all eternity if it was legal and it had actually happened. Apparently some people get all touchy about brothers getting married. Especially fiancees. Still love you B-ran!  That's all you're getting from the honeymoon. |
| Tuesday, July 1st, 2008 | |
| 9:29 pm | !!!!! |
| Tuesday, June 10th, 2008 | |
| 3:28 am |  With the wedding coming up, I've been getting some pictures together for a slideshow we have to do at the reception. So look, it's basically a story of my life in PHOTOGRAPHY. Please ignore the massive gaps in my life, I've done a lot of drugs. 1) That would be my dad and Fry at my parents' wedding years ago. My parents died when I was 7, and then I went to live with Fry and Rhian. That's probably pretty much one of my only pictures of my dad. It looks pretty good for being so old, though, since Tank fixed it up for me. 2) Pretty much the youngest picture I have of me. I was like 7 or 8, and apparently the next day I tried to run away. I'm a pikey, bitch, we're born free. 3) Rhi, Fry and Dahl. Am I related to Dahl somehow? No? I hope not. I think we're separated. But there she is. 4) Me and Rhi. She swears she actually likes me, she just wasn't too thrilled with my idea of fun. 5) That self-righteous smirk, Reg's necklace and Reg's shirt? Who the fuck else would it be but Fry? 6) Rhi's still pretty damn hot, isn't she? I'm adopted, it's okay for me to say that. 7) Me and Bender, Fry and Rhi's son. Pretty much my brother, though I prefer to think of him as the cheapest drinking buddy on the planet. Seriously dude, that's like, what, two beers? 8) Be afraid. Fry taught us how to drive. I'm not even sure how this picture was taken. 9) Rhi wanted a nice picture of her boys. We gave her this. Fry taught us. 10-12) Little Miss Tanqueray Elyse Viliana-Aubrey-Soon-To-Be-McEntire, love of my life. We met when she was six and I was seven. I was a cradle robber, I was, and I wooed her with games of hide-and-go-seek and doctor, while she swept me off my feet by teaching me about the Man and his Lies. It was a match made in Parasite Paradise. 13) Dude, look at that. Reg loves me, my future father-in-law barely even wants to be in the same picture as me. Is it because I'm marrying his daughter, or is it because I'm wearing shoes? I'm betting it's shoes. I love you shoes. |
| Monday, June 2nd, 2008 | |
| 11:55 pm |  ONE MONTH!!! |
| Tuesday, February 12th, 2008 | |
| 11:39 pm | OH CRAP. VALENTINE'S DAY IS ALREADY ALMOST HERE?! |
| Wednesday, February 6th, 2008 | |
| 8:55 pm | Grady and I went to Brazil for a week! It was so nice there, and I haven't been there since I was about 12, but I missed being home. I took pictures too! But... I kind of forget what's going on in most of them. So Grady can tell you that. ( YO ) |
| Saturday, January 19th, 2008 | |
| 3:06 am | I bought my wedding dress today! |